tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

(Source: looo-ch)

Other people are not medicine.

hallekiefer:

sarahchristine:

laineydiemond:

zzbbtt:

i dont think i’ll ever stop reblogging this shit

OMG

who is this perfect human

I forgot if I reblogged this before, but if not.

(Source: porndirector)

reasonsmysoniscrying:

I bet my great grandfather would’ve been so impressed with how strong and tough I was just now when I dropped my iPhone on my face and didn’t even cry.

tastefullyoffensive:

Mankind’s greatest invention. [video]

livefrommyhouse:

"That will include, snack, music, and jewelry areas."

(inspired by x)

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

(Source: teallikethecolor)

God is like Robert Pattinson: It’s not the person you have a problem with; it’s the fan club that freaks you out.

(Source: piensosinpensar)

She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art wasn’t supposed to look nice; it was supposed to make you feel something.

(Source: sandandglass)

dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”