tennants-hair:

foxnewsofficial:

dumbledore could probably get like a whole biscuit’s worth of crumbs in his beard and then just say repairo and he’d get a whole extra biscuit i think that’s why wizards have beards 

and here we see the harry potter fandom slowly spiralling into insanity

(Source: foxnewsofficial)

Here’s to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them.
blameaspartame:

everyone’s a critic

blameaspartame:

everyone’s a critic

(Source: harveyjames)

(Source: whythinktoomuch)

confusedtree:

communismkills:

Nor do I want it.

Is that why you shot Drake in the ass in that one episode of Degrassi

confusedtree:

communismkills:

Nor do I want it.

Is that why you shot Drake in the ass in that one episode of Degrassi

deepcried:

bowserfucker:

Do you think Joe Biden has ever texted Obama a meme

Hillary once said in an interview that they were in a group message and they were sending ‘funny pictures’ and she just would say ‘get back to work’

emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.

emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.

I don’t care if Mike Brown was going to college soon. This should not matter. We should not have to prove Mike Brown was worthy of living. We should not have to account for the ways in which he is suitably respectable. We should not have to prove that his body did not deserve to be riddled with bullets. His community should not have to silence their anger so they won’t be accused of rioting, so they won’t become targets too.
imeanthatsfine:

oscilabot:

West Cross Street.

Will always reblog the West Cross gif. I get to be here in 24 hours and sweet goddamn Jesus I’m ready.

imeanthatsfine:

oscilabot:

West Cross Street.

Will always reblog the West Cross gif. I get to be here in 24 hours and sweet goddamn Jesus I’m ready.

(Source: louyouwhore)

comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

(Source: looo-ch)

Other people are not medicine.