tastefullyoffensive:

Mankind’s greatest invention. [video]

livefrommyhouse:

"That will include, snack, music, and jewelry areas."

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that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

(Source: teallikethecolor)

God is like Robert Pattinson: It’s not the person you have a problem with; it’s the fan club that freaks you out.

(Source: piensosinpensar)

She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art wasn’t supposed to look nice; it was supposed to make you feel something.

(Source: sandandglass)

dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”

You know, these actually don’t sound that funny, one after another. But he does deserve it, though.

(Source: dundermifflinscranton)

alexliveslaughesloves:

Payback is a bitch.

(Source: sizvideos)

(Source: ojnah)

You’re not really an adult at all. You’re just a tall child holding a beer, having a conversation you don’t understand.